Strawberry Scented

see! i'm not that crazy!

2005-12-07T21:25:18Z

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
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dear santa....

2005-12-06T17:55:15Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I helped broken_wings07 hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I bought porn for omfgitsfrancis (10 points). In May I pulled intrakaos's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-175 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
pink_crayon

sniffle

2005-11-16T17:05:46Z

i'm sick! i hardly ever get cold, and now i got one. and the worst kind, a head cold. sucks to be me right now.

rat with wings....

2005-11-14T16:23:02Z

here's a story about my encounter with a pigeon. (yes, i'm bored) anywho, i open the utility room to get ready to wash clothes. as i walk in, i notice a big fat pigeon sitting on the trash bin. i've had bad experiences with birds, well mainly chickens and their pecks hurt like hell. i walk back out, grab a broom to scare the pigeon out of the tiny room. i only scare it off it's perch. he stares at me, tilting it's head, just standing there. i grow paranoid and think that this damn bird is taunting me. as i'm trying to shoo it out i also notice he's got a tag on his left foot. so this fucker is owned. for some odd reason making me even more paranoid. he finally leaves the room, flies to the back of my backyard and just sits there staring at me. it's probably still there...*goes check*
yes it's still there! and i have a pic!

damn bird! maybe it works for the government and got a little camera attached to his foot or something, sent to watch my house!

ha! anywho this was all written in silliness but all true.

llego la luz!!!

2005-11-08T22:25:28Z

woo-hoo! after 2 FUCKING weeks, i finally got power at my house!!! yay! i was sitting in my car, thinking about going inside my hot, boring house, when i finally thought about the fact that i haven't fed my bunny. so i grudgingly get out the car and go inside my house, to find all the lights on!! yay! i'm taking warm shower tonight! and sleeping with a/c. ok i'm done. ta!

i hate miami sometimes

2005-11-01T20:08:58Z

i still have no electricity at my house. i came here to my uncle's for i can sleep in a nice air conditioned house, and his a/c is broken! i'm hot and bored and unfortunately have to go back to my hot boring house! i called FPL and they say that all the power will be restored in miami-dade county by 11/13. that's two weeks from now. damn you FPL! work faster!! ok, i'm done.
ta!

layout

2005-07-24T06:48:22Z

i changed the layout of my page. tell me if it sucks! ta!

nonsense

2005-07-23T18:56:58Z

so i'm bored. i hardly ever write entries now, there is no point. anywho, um...ok! LOST! i started watching that this summer to see what the big deal is. i'm now hooked as a crack whore! i go thru withdrawals and shit. lol not really but i do look forward to wednesdays. oh look at me in all my hot chubby girl glory!

i could write more nonsense, but i gotta clean, ta!

how well do you know me?!

2005-06-16T05:08:45Z

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

love me and take it!

Lu-li i missed ya!

2005-06-06T03:44:00Z

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

theme week - chuqui - naughty!

2005-06-03T18:59:41Z

she's sticking her tongue out at you! how dare she?! ^.~

pink_crayon @ 2005-06-03T14:50:00

2005-06-03T18:53:25Z

so like i said before, i grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped off my own hair. i also dyed it a strawberry blonde. here's the end result....

hehehehehe

2005-05-30T06:52:26Z

i cut my hair today.

and by cutting my hair, i mean i grabbed a pair of scissors cut the ends of my hair and now it's an uneven short mess.

but what's done, done. i might go to my aunt who thankfully is a hairstylist to fix my hair.

this is what i do when i'm soo fucking bored and have scissors in hand. i also gave my guinea pig a haircut.

see what i mean!

job hunting

2005-05-26T05:01:43Z

so i went job hunting today. went to three different hotels.

this is painted outside the holiday inn in north miami beach

this is the front desk of the holiday inn

this is the outside of the holiday inn. the hotel seemed kinda ghetto. don't know if i'll get hired...

this is the outside of the best western in hallandale beach. the front desk girl was soooo ghetto. i don't wanna work here! i hope they lose my application!

best western again. look at out proud florida flag wave. lol

sign says it all. this one is located in hollywood, fl.

outside of the hampton inn.

front desk of the hampton inn. this was the nicest hotel of all three, and not ghetto at all. only place where i was actually interviewed on the spot. it went well. this might be my future job!

mmm....pocky

2005-04-10T05:57:55Z

i love pocky! especially the pudding ones. put those are rare and now for some reasons not allowed in the u.s. anymore.

what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

mmmm...coke with lime

2005-04-07T02:11:43Z

well i don't care what they say, i like this new coke with lime! it's lime-alicious! anywho, i felt like i had to write something cause since it's been a while and i'm sick of tired of seeing that damn pink crayon. ok! ta!

more nonsense

2005-03-07T07:16:05Z

i got my twix! yay! it was goooood! anywho, i have a pimple on my temple. which is weird. i put some toothpaste on it cuz i read somewhere that it'll dry out the pimple and blahhhhh. anyways, it'a all minty and refreshing! yay!

yawn grumble

2005-03-07T06:13:48Z

i'm craving a twix bad! a caramel gooey chocolately yummy groooooollllll mmmm twix! i need it! gonna go get me some! wait! it's sunday...i think walmart is still open...i know winndixie closes early on sunday. oh! walgreens! that never closes! gonna get me some twix! yay!

jeebs the rabbit

2005-03-02T18:54:24Z

trying to look cute

i'm so hotttt!

me and jeebs

damn! i have hairy arms. livewrong!

i love this color!

pink_crayon @ 2005-03-02T13:20:00

2005-03-02T18:17:49Z

How to make a pink_crayon

Ingredients:

3 parts pride

3 parts brilliance

5 parts ego

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

ooohhh!

2005-03-01T07:54:13Z

nappy hair! aaahhh!

i love my lips!

names

2005-02-27T22:58:34Z

my names suck!

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you grew up on):
Buffy Forty-ninth

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
ricecrispy treats hermogenes

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Miller Olive

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Pepper Dominican

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Cabbage SouthBeach

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
F. Pe

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Bubblegum Juice

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Bunny CarolCity

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Drink):
Cookie Parrot

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Maria Forty-ninth

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Reeses Aventura

i thought i would be gayer...

2005-02-25T09:51:54Z

sigh...

2005-02-22T19:00:29Z

i have dorky retarted dumbass family members and they have dorky retarted friends. yeah biatches! you know who i'm talking about! ju-ju and na-na. lol kik p;p etc...

ho hum

2004-07-30T06:16:41Z

well just catching up. nothing really to write about. i lost my job and i'm once again looking for another. but this time it's easier. i've had some callbacks and 2 interviews. even though i wasn't called back for a second interview...oh well. i'm sleepy.