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see! i'm not that crazy!

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    fairly oddparents on tv
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dear santa....

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I helped broken_wings07 hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I bought porn for omfgitsfrancis (10 points). In May I pulled intrakaos's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-175 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
pink_crayon

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    kanye west - gold digger
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*sniffle*

i'm sick! i hardly ever get cold, and now i got one. and the worst kind, a head cold. sucks to be me right now.
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rat with wings....

here's a story about my encounter with a pigeon. (yes, i'm bored) anywho, i open the utility room to get ready to wash clothes. as i walk in, i notice a big fat pigeon sitting on the trash bin. i've had bad experiences with birds, well mainly chickens and their pecks hurt like hell. i walk back out, grab a broom to scare the pigeon out of the tiny room. i only scare it off it's perch. he stares at me, tilting it's head, just standing there. i grow paranoid and think that this damn bird is taunting me. as i'm trying to shoo it out i also notice he's got a tag on his left foot. so this fucker is owned. for some odd reason making me even more paranoid. he finally leaves the room, flies to the back of my backyard and just sits there staring at me. it's probably still there...*goes check*
yes it's still there! and i have a pic!

damn bird! maybe it works for the government and got a little camera attached to his foot or something, sent to watch my house!

ha! anywho this was all written in silliness but all true.

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    shake it off - mariah carey
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llego la luz!!!

woo-hoo! after 2 FUCKING weeks, i finally got power at my house!!! yay! i was sitting in my car, thinking about going inside my hot, boring house, when i finally thought about the fact that i haven't fed my bunny. so i grudgingly get out the car and go inside my house, to find all the lights on!! yay! i'm taking warm shower tonight! and sleeping with a/c. ok i'm done. ta!
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    the tv on!! sweet sweet tv....
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i hate miami sometimes

i still have no electricity at my house. i came here to my uncle's for i can sleep in a nice air conditioned house, and his a/c is broken! i'm hot and bored and unfortunately have to go back to my hot boring house! i called FPL and they say that all the power will be restored in miami-dade county by 11/13. that's two weeks from now. damn you FPL! work faster!! ok, i'm done.
ta!
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    no rain - blind melon
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nonsense

so i'm bored. i hardly ever write entries now, there is no point. anywho, um...ok! LOST! i started watching that this summer to see what the big deal is. i'm now hooked as a crack whore! i go thru withdrawals and shit. lol not really but i do look forward to wednesdays. oh look at me in all my hot chubby girl glory!


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